FOR SHAME

Girl 2. I'm ashamed of us. What a paltry showing we have here! Think of all the complaining that could have been aired over the the course of THREE FULL YEARS. WITH TWELVE MONTHS EACH. That's like, I don't know, 46,983 days or something.

Maybe I'm still riding the high of today's Anthropologie shopping spree or maybe it's the residual thrill of purchasing not one but FOUR Eugenia Kim hats at Target last night, but I think we need to get on the stick here!